Book Signing!

Does Anyone Remember Hillary Clinton? Well, There Are Quite A Few People In The Publishing Industry As Well As Groups Of Liberal Admirers Gathering Together At Book Retailers Across The Country That Would Like To Make Sure That We “Never Forget” Her. The Former First Lady, Secretary Of State, And Presidential Candidate Who Garnered Millions More American Votes Than Donald Trump, Has Been On A Whirlwind Tour To Promote Her Newest Book, “What Happened”. In Bowman’s Bluff, Utah, Yesterday, Fans Gathered At The Reading Is Believing Bookstore Discovered The Answer To “What Happened” Seems To Be: “The Hill-Dawg Just Gave Her Last F*Ck.”Joe Barron, The Outlet’s Assistant Manager Squealed Like A Schoolgirl To A Reporter From Utah’s Latter Day Queef About Some Jokes Clinton Made To Her Audience That Might Seem Inappropriate To Us Normal People: “She Was Discussing The Second Chapter Of Her Book With A Young Lady In A Pro-Choice T-Shirt And Bare Feet Who Said The Pacing Was: ‘A Little Sl...